Eat a sandwich, Lindsay Lohan.

Let me tell you what is incredibly attractive. A small piece of leather stretched over a science classroom skeleton. Nothing gets a guy turned on more than seeing the severe angulation of the pelvic girdle poking through skin that is exposed by low-riser jeans. If you can play the xylophone across someone's back, like in a cartoon... sexy! Just the thought of possibly crushing a girl like a robin's egg is terrific. Nothing compares to being able to look deep into someone's sunken orbits, and eventually finding their eyes to stare into all night long. And the best personality trait that a girl can possess, hunger. For what is hunger if it is not a passion for living? All in all, I can say that nobody is as attractive as Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Ritchie, Brittany Murphy, Laura Flynn Boyle, and both Olsen Twins, except for maybe a girl who eats anything larger than a pea for dinner.