Reasons to go to your high school reunion

#1 You don't give a shit about anything that happened in high school
#2 You remember that you never did then either
#3 People who wanted nothing to do with you then, thankfully still feel that way
#4 You really can talk to only the people you want to talk to and avoid people from reason #3
#5 A lot of people really still look the same
#6 Sadly, a lot of people also still act the same
#7 Free food and drinks? Or at least relatively so
#8 Some loser will probably throw up at 8:30 PM, minutes after groping somebody's wife
#9 You haven't heard the statement "Married? Kids?" uttered to you in the last 5 minutes
#10 Really, some people you wish you hadn't lost contact with
#11 But some you do, and those people usually look like life has beaten them about the face and neck for three weeks straight
#12 You don't feel old enough
#13 You have no idea who the HELL that person is over there
#14 You're really into name tags
#15 You love annoying piles of metallic confetti around your food and drink
#16 Not many people actually show up
#17 You sell Amway!
#18 You thought nobody could possibly still be like that... wrong!
#19 It's only 5 hours out of your life
#20 Some people are enjoyable to talk to, and you forgot that.