The Complete Conversion System (little trademarky ’r’)

I've decided to start allowing advertisements on my blog, in order to provide some supplemental income. However, I will only endorse products in which I truly believe. Given this situation, today's blog is brought to you by a fabulous new child behavior book and system. If you liked Dr. Spock and all of his advice (sorry all you real young'uns, ask your parents) then you'll love the Complete Conversion System®…


"Finally…a guaranteed, simple way to stop your child's oppositional, defiant behavior - RIGHT NOW."

Are you frustrated and exhausted from arguing constantly with an oppositional, defiant child? Do you "walk on eggshells" around your child, avoiding conflicts that will "set him off?" Have you tried everything to stop the hostility, anger and aggression and all you get is more of it?

All children show some level of defiance, but your child may have Oppositional Defiant Disorder. ODD is one of the toughest of all parenting challenges; but I've seen that when parents use the right tools, they can change their child's oppositional behavior…quickly and dramatically.

Hello, I'm John Sitman, the creator of the Complete Conversion System®. For the past 30 years, I've been a MSW behavioral therapist, focusing my work on helping oppositional, defiant children and teenagers to turn their behavior around. I know the frustration, fear, isolation and exhaustion you're feeling as a parent. However, no one knows a kid with ODD better than someone who behaved the same way as a kid. That's why I can teach you how to turn your child's behavior around now with The Compete Conversion System®.

You may have tried therapy and found it didn't work. Here's why. Traditional counseling focuses on getting a child with ODD to talk about his "feelings" and building his self-esteem to change his behavior. I believe there's a better way. And, in my experience, it's not about self-esteem. It's about beating their ass.

They say he "needs structure." But what does that "structure" look like and how do you put it in place in your home? That's where The Compete Conversion comes in. I'll teach you the simple step for giving your child the structure he needs to solve his problems and improve his behavior now! A beating! Here's a look at some of the things you'll learn:

How to stop any argument with your kid instantly: This is a powerful technique parents love because it pulls the plug on any argument with your child. You'll be stunned at how quickly it works, with just one beating. Even if your teenage son is 6'2" tall and you're 5'4", get a bigger blunt instrument.

The 10 words to say when he gets mouthy: "Do you want me to have to whip your ass?" The technique that stops back talk and cursing… no matter how nasty your child gets.

Stop the Show: The surefire way to stop fighting and acting out in public. If your child gets more defiant when he's with his friends, this is a must-have tool... preferably something wooden with a slotted end.

Accountability: I'll give you a word-by-word script to use with your child to get him to take responsibility for his own behavior. (see "The 10 words you can say…)

Consequences: How to give them, which ones work (mostly beatings) and which ones don't (time-outs, you pansy ass!), with specifics for all age groups, even babies!

I created The Complete Conversion System® for parents like you. The reaction to this program by parents of kids with ODD has been even more overwhelming. Take a look at thecompleteconversion.com.



I thank you for bearing with me during this blog transformation, but it's definitely going to bring in the money! Then I can get a real, sweet, pimped out bicycle like with pegs and everything. So if your child has ODD, ADD, ADHD or some other bullshit acronym, then please check out the website. I mean the guy is an MSW Fan, so how can you go wrong. Yeah, rock out to Murder, She Wrote!!!