How did you meet your significant other? Answer all the questions HONESTLY (really?) and repost as " How I met _____"
1. Where did you meet?
She walked into my travel bookstore while taking a break from the set of her movie.
2. What was the first thought that went through your head when you met?
That even though she was belittling me by having me perform menial tasks on her farm, that I would gladly do anything that she wished.
3. Do you remember what he/she was wearing?
A sun dress and a jaunty, little hat
4. How did he/she ask you out?
I asked her out a lot that first night, but she refused every time. Finally, while on the ferris wheel, I hung off the edge and threatened to let go unless she accepted. She did.
5. Where did you go for your first date?
We had lunch at a local deli. I had the pastrami and she faked an orgasm.
6. Where was the first time you kissed this person?
At Luigi's restaurant, we were eating the family style plate of pasta. Unbeknowst to the both of us, we started eating the same strand of spaghetti and met in the middle
7.How long did you know this person before you became a couple?
Approximately six days... or maybe it was seven nights?
8. Has this person ever proposed to you?
No, but I have. I walked into the factory where she works; I had just graduated from the naval academy. I asked her to marry me and then carried her out of that place.
9. Do you and this person have kids together?
No, but hopefully we'll someday have twelve; because I heard that is less expensive.
10. Have you ever broken the law with this person?
Yes. One time we snuck into the automobile storage on a cruise ship and had a steamy love affair in a Model T... then the ship sank and I froze to death.
11. When was the first time you realized that you liked this person?
When she was spinning a piece of clay on her pottery wheel... and she let me help her -- of course this was before I was shot to death.
12. Do you get along with any of the ex's of your partner?
NO! He is a backwoods hick, who won't let her get divorced, despite the fact that I gave her the pick of whatever wedding ring she wanted in Tiffany's.
13. Do you trust this person?
Yes, enough that I would have her direct me during a deep sea dive, to depths never before ventured by a human being, in an amniotic scuba suit, in order to talk to aliens.
14. Do you see your partner in your future?
YES! Her future lies in the past when the past is in the future. She'll marry me in the past and then become her ex-fiancee's great-great grandmother (gross!).
15. Whats the most expensive thing this person has given you?
She gave me her family's vinyard, after I rescued it from a devastating fire.
16. What is one thing he/she does that gets on your nerves?
She always leaves on planes when I really, truly don't want her to, even thought I tell her to leave on planes.
17. Where do you see each other in 50 years from now?
Reading her diary to her when she has Alzheimer's and is in a nursing home.
18. What is the thing you do that gets on his/her nerves?
I never take bulletins seriously
19.Will this person repost this?
She did it first.
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