It's amazing! It really is. I tend to get the exact same reaction over and over again when I tell people I don't like chocolate. "You don't like chocolate?!?" they say in an entirely shocked and sometimes disgusted tone of voice. No! Who cares! More for you right?
I can tolerate it, but it is definitely not my favorite. And no, making it white chocolate does not make a difference. White chocolate is less bitter to me than actual brown chocolate. Anyway, white chocolate, besides being my nickname in the bedroom, cannot be eaten in large amounts because it is way too sweet. (Just like me! Ummm... well, except for the "not being eaten in large amounts" part... awww yeah. Wink???) So white chocolate is utterly useless. Why do I have to like anything that has chocolate in the title anyway? They don't even make white chocolate candy bars!
So once again I tolerate chocolate, mostly in bar form, with nougat and caramel and other assorted gooey insertions. (I'm not making any more sexual innuendo jokes thank you very much) But my all-time favorite anything is vanilla. Love it! So there you go! Hershey's and Mars get at it. Make some of your famous chocolate bars using vanilla instead. I just can't wait to have a Vanillky Way!
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