I swear that I am not a freak. I am not some mindless pervert, despite what you may have found when you "Googled" me. I have a terrific, ACTUAL girlfriend. But if I did not... I think I would have a thing for the E-surance Girl.
Now I know what you're saying, "Like anything could ever happen." The very smart ones out there are saying, "But wait a minute... she's a cartoon!" The extremely liberal out there may say, "That's Animated American to you, sir." And yes, yes you are all right. She is a cartoon.
But that has not stopped me from looking at her in a slightly odd way as she fights aliens, robots, and spies all while getting a faster, online insurance claim. The wind rushing through her pink hair. Constantly changing her image, she will be a spy one day and a cowgirl the next. But she always kicks ass. There have long been many stoned or drunk conversations about who is better Betty or Wilma, Betty or Veronica, Betty or Bosco...; therefore, I do not feel bad. Strange, but not bad. After all, as we learned from Brad Pitt in Cool World, anything is possible. Quote. Buy. Print.
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