Where do celebrity babies come from?

Apparently Namibia. Yes, Namibia. Where is Namibia you might ask? Well, I would ask, did you not care about the Brangelina baby named after a Neil Diamond song? To which, at least if there is any dignity left in the world, you would answer no. No, for crying out loud, no.

I mean first of all who cares. Second of all, I've got a great idea... Let's go shove it in the face of a southwestern African nation (by the way, that's where Namibia is) that we can come and have a child that won't succumb to ameobic dysenteria. Mostly because after we have used Namibia to our fancy, we will promptly leave, and for all intents and purposes avoid having our child become a laborer before APEC (Action Programme on the Elimination of Child Labour) goes into effect.

Thanks Namibia! Here's a paultry sum of $400,000, about one days work on my new film, or 28 years of labor for your basic worker. Try to improve that infant mortality rate of yours. Maybe, with a little work you can make it only 7 times the rate of the United States.

Oh, but thank you Itsmybinky.com for the $17,000 pacifier you gave us. Unbelievable! And now Britney Spears will be going to Namibia to have her next demon spawn. Hooray for celebrities! What would life be like without them? Probably not filled with stupid shortenings and combinations of names like: K-fed, J-lo, Brangelina, TomKat, Bennifer, and then again Bennifer. And most likely devoid of tabloid magazines. Except the one that regularly features Batboy, or a man who married his foot.