So, The Omen remake came out today (see my previous blog) on 6-6-06. In that sentence, you might want to cross off the zero to make it spookier and, um... evil-ler. Just a movie ploy to make people go see the movie; wherein a demon-child has the Mark of the Beast, namely 666, as a birth mark? Wrong! Oh so wrong! The wrongest ever! Wrongo, buddy! No, wait... you are right! It is just a movie ploy, but many people do not seem to think so.
Case in point, all the women (accordingly to news agency, and since when can you trust them... but go with me here) that either had Cess... Cesea.... Seezer... C-sections or induced labor in order to NOT have their babies born on the unholiest day on the century. Umm, yeah... Right! Today is June 6th, 2006. You have to rationalize greatly or be very contrived (please stand up Hollywood) in order to think that automatically equals 666. Maybe one thousand years ago you could have something to worry about, on the actual 6-6-6. However, I believe people then were more concerned with actually surviving child birth; or perhaps why the big yellow sky ball that makes me feel warm disappears at night.
People today obviously don't have enough to think or worry about, if they have to create some false day to slightly connect to an obscure biblical numerical reference over which to get nervous; and even if we play devil's advocate (haha, that is... not very funny at all) I'm sure that the devil has many more things on his plate to worry about than to waste time fathering hundreds of thousands of illegitimate children today. You know, like making sure Celine Dion releases a new album, or that they make just one more Police Academy movie, or the second war in Iraq continues, or some junk like that.
Besides, wouldn't you have to have conceived the child on 6-6-06 in order for the devil to father the child. Sorry, to ruin everybody's night, but if you have sex this evening you may very well be bringing a demon spawn into this world. I'm especially looking in your direction Kevin Federline!
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