Hi! Welcome to MyBlog. Is there anything that I can help you with today? Do you need help reading this blog? How about a ReadBlog template? Just press Yes if that's OK? Are you sure? OK! I'll be over here in the corner waiting to return, in case the slightest little thing that you won't really need help with occurs.
See how annoying that is? Now imagine it was being spoken by an anthropomorphic paper clip that transforms itself into bicycles and envelopes and other shit. Now you have the wonderful world of Microsoft Word Help. Who in their right mind needs the amount of help that that stupid ass paper clip wants to offer? Is there someone out there that is really that stupid? And if so, how did they turn on the computer in the first place. I can only imagine what type of letter they want to right.... hmmmm (wavy lined dream sequence):
Bobo: Me like crayons! Me want to right leddur to dem! (typing) Hi crayons! you is nice.
Paper Clip: You may want to try a capital 'Y'.
Bobo: Hungh? Who dat be?
Paper Clip: Subject and verb disagreement. Why not try You ARE nice.
Bobo: Whadda? Oh, paper clip. Hi! But me writing, nebbermine. (typing) Will you come to my birfday party?
Paper Clip: Spelling error: Corrected: Birthday.
Bobo: Magic clip is smart!
Paper Clip: You may want me to allow me to write the letter for you.
And so on, and so on... But this is who it seems that paper clip program was made for. And right now, I can only imagine what everyone is thinking.... hmmmm (wavy lined dream sequence again):
Everyone reading this: Yeah, I really think that he should have gotten help from that paper clip for this blog.
Me: Of course, you are right. Paper clips are actually funnier than me.
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