Nothing to write?

Hmmm? Been a while since I wrote anything. I guess nothing has come to mind. Well, that is not exactly true. I can think of a hundred things that are silly, stupid, annoying, or ecetera everyday, but then promptly forget them and have nothing to write. I guess I have writer's blogck... see what I did there?!? I took a common phrase that many people use and smooshed in new terminology to make some sort of horrible, horrible pun or something... I dunno, I'm stalling. Ummm, let me see... Blog, blog, blog. I blog sometimes. Should make it routinely. Not much time. Fresh outta ideas. Kind-a lazy. Bloggedy-blog, errrr...? Hey! I know! Have you ever written a blog.... on weed?

Let me put on my doobie-googles (patent pending) for a second. Whoa! Did you like see that freaky ass picture of that kitten online? That was fuckin' weird. It was like, all lying there with one eye and shit. Just one huge fucking eye in the middle of its head. Like a cat cyclops. It was so fuckin' Harryhausen man! Totally Clash of the Titans cat. That was one fucked up movie! That damn metal, robotic, windup, owl thing. What the hell was that? What was it's name? Boobie? Naw, that's not it... Bubo! That's fuckin' right! And... are you gonna eat those Funyuns?

Hmmmm, nope that totally sucked. Guess it doesn't add to your creativity. Oh well. (No drugs were taken in the preparation of this blog, although in retrospect, maybe they should have been. Or possibly take some before reading.)