I am sick

See subject. Very, very, very sick. I am slightly trying to get my mind off of being very sick. In a fever induced haze I am writing a blog. Don't expect many humorous revelations. I am just too sick. So I will just write a few Seinfeldian or Carlinesque questions. They can maybe become Millerisms if you insert an obscure reference to Kafka, and say "babe" at the end of them.

When people blow their nose, why do they then look at it? Are they not sure they are finished? Are they trying to quantify the amount of mucus left in their nasal cavity?

Why when the nurse takes your temperature at the doctor's office, and it's 100.2 degrees Farenheit, she then says, "You don't feel well?" Of course not, that's why I'm here.

Who watches daytime television anyway? It sucks! Fuck off with your various judge programs and informercials. Soap operas, I just don't get? Are they supposed to be so bad they're good. Or do people watch them because they are the only marginally viewable programs on daytime tv. And what is up with Passions? That is totally out there!

Why does food (also, beverages, moving, sitting still) have to make you feel horrible... oh wait, that's not really a universal truth, it's just for me right now because I'm sick. I am sick. I'm done. I am done.