Stop with the Tom Cruise!

So he got divorced... again. So what! So he's getting married... again. Nobody cares! Katie Holmes is 17 years younger than him. Just stop already! Scientology is a bogus religion. We get it! He's a gay, gay man that is covering it up with beard after female beard! Who didn't know that? Are there no other celebrities who are fucking weird and incredibly annoying that these entertainment news shows can report on? Aren't Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie doing something stupid? I'm sure that just because the trial is over, Michael Jackson shouldn't be out of the limelight. I'm sure somewhere another celebrity is making a fool of themselves and America needs to know!!! Please tell us more! Feed us useless information! Our lives are meaningless without constant banter from and about the famous! Just think... somewhere Richard Grieco is committing a crime that will be tomorrow's HOLLYWOOD HEADLINE!