I feel very sad... I noticed that I did not have very many comments on my front profile page [on MySpace]. Now, I don't really care about that, but I thought that it would be funny to write myself a comment. That is, write a comment to me from me. Something like, "Hey me, see you this Friday. It's going to RAWK!" Or, "Don't forget about the boxes of carrots me. haha... LOL!" Or, "Chicago still on me?" Y'know, some sort of indecipherable, pointless drivel that most everybody else has on their comment board. (No offense.)
So there I am thinking of how witty I am going to be. Oh so witty! And when I try to add a comment; I get this message: Error: You must be someone's friend to make comments about them.
So I realize that I have no real friends or else why would I be on Myspace (no offense) other than to pretend that I have 1024 friends (no offense), but I would think that I would at least be my OWN friend. But noooooo, not according to Myspace. I believe it is all a ploy. It is self preservation on the part of Myspace. It has possibly become sentient like that movie with the future robots with the governor of California. Myspace is just trying to lower my self-esteem, so I will stay online and use Myspace more. But, I think it's working... I'm off to eat a fetus and roll up into a pie-ball and rock myself to sleep. Wait a minute... scratch that, reverse it.
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